🔥🚨 YO, fam! Have you heard? Armis just flexed their crypto-rich muscles and snagged a whopping $435M in funding! 💰💎 They’re now chillin' at a chunky valuation of $6.1B. That’s a glow-up from $4.2B, and honestly, it’s giving me serious "stonks" vibes! 📈💥 But let’s break this down, fam: Armis is out here like, “We secure IoT devices bruh!” while your smart fridge is plotting world domination. 🥴🤖🍗 How many smart toasters does it take to take over the universe? No cap, if your toaster starts getting emails, we might’ve gone too far. Imagine the devs at Armis sitting around a table, one of them probably like, “If Cybersecurity is the new Oil, we’re freaking Saudi Arabia.” 💻🚀 Meanwhile, the rest are just trying to make sure Alexa doesn’t start a cult. This is fine!™️ And let’s talk about that $435M. 🤔 Are they hustling to make sure your coffee maker isn’t getting hacked at your next big meeting? Or just hoping to buy all the avocado toast in Silicon Valley? You decide. 🤷‍♂️ Tbh, I predict it won’t be long before your fridge will NOT ONLY store your food but also negotiate your Wi-Fi plans and send you unsolicited advice on your love life. Get ready for that chaos! 🚀💀