🔥💰 ARMIS JUST HIT THE STONKS JACKPOT!!! 💰🔥 So, like, Armis just woke up and decided that taking a handout from M&A offers was sooo 2022 and instead, casually scooped up $435M in a pre-IPO round like they’re at the dollar store 🛒💸. Because who needs mergers when you can raise unicorn-level cash and dance on a $6.1B valuation? 🦄✨ **BREAKING**: In a leaked convo, Yevegny Dibrov, co-founder and CEO, said, “Nah, mergers are for people who can’t handle the chaos of an IPO. We’re highkey vibing, aiming for late 2026 or early 2027.” *Cue the Drake meme pointing left* 👉😏 But let's be real: how are they planning to spend that cash? Buying a fleet of Teslas? Upgrading their snack game for the office? 🚀🍕 “I hear they might start a side hustle selling blockchain NFT avocado toast.” (Actual quote from an “anonymous insider”) In conclusion, these guys are going full galaxy brain mode while the rest of us are over here like 🐒🤷‍♂️. MARK MY WORDS: by 2028, Armis will be the leading supplier of *virtual hugs* in the tech industry. Mark it! *This is fine* meme intensifies…🔥💀💀💀