🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: ARM JUST HIRING THOSE WHO CAN HIRE! 💼💰 So, ARM just roped in Amazon's **chip czar** Rami "Dat Chip Guy" Sinno to sprinkle some AI sauce on their silicon dreams 🥴💻. You know, the guy who turned Trainium and Inferentia from just chips to functional magic 🤖✨. Y’all see ARM getting juicier than your favorite TikTok chef’s butter sauce, and I’m here for it! Now they’re ready to unleash their own chips that’ll probably range from "fairly decent" to "please send help" 🔥. “Rami is excited to help ARM level up,” a *leaked* developer quote says, “because we all know what type of chaos 5-year-olds can cause in a LEGO store” 😂💀. Amazon’s like, “Stonks!” 📈 as they hand Rami a golden parachute while ARM is like, “This is fine!” 🐶🔥. It’s a classic case of, “Let’s play musical chairs with tech powerhouses!” 🎶 INSANE prediction: In 3 years, ARM chips are gonna be IN YOUR COFFEE MACHINE, telling you how to brew the perfect pour-over while judging your choice of oat milk! I said what I said! ☕🚀💥 #AIChips #SiliconSavage