🌪️📸 Hold on to your wallets and get ready to PAN – because Arlo is dropping new cameras that can do more tracking than your ex on Instagram! 🤡🚀💀 Y’all ever heard about that new Arlo Essential Indoor camera? It’s like your roommate who never pays rent but brings snacks. And guess what? It only starts at $39! 🤷‍♂️ No cap! Inflation? Pfft, we’re not even phased! Those prices are lower than your self-esteem after a bad Tinder date! 💔😂 These smart little gremlins can track movement so well, they'll even catch your pet plotting their next heist on the snack cupboard. 🍕🐕 Talk about stonks! 📈💰 This tech serves that “this is fine” meme realness, but like, if your house is not on fire, fam. 🔥💀 Rumor has it, one Arlo developer said: “We made them cheaper because I still owe my mom for my last failed startup.” 😂 FR FR, they really said “let’s serve the people” while living their best life in the basement of tech dreams! As for the folks who think this will solve all their problems, I’ve got this hot take: in 2025, we’ll all just be living in AR glasses, and the cameras will be watching us watch them! Get ready to be eternally tracked. 🤖🔥