"Arlo just dropped ๐ฅ pan/tilt cameras that track your every move & wonโt break the bank ๐๐ธ #Based"
๐ช๏ธ๐ธ Hold on to your wallets and get ready to PAN โ because Arlo is dropping new cameras that can do more tracking than your ex on Instagram! ๐คก๐๐ Yโall ever heard about that new Arlo Essential Indoor camera? Itโs like your roommate who never pays rent but brings snacks. And guess what? It only starts at $39! ๐คทโโ๏ธ No cap! Inflation? Pfft, weโre not even phased! Those prices are lower than your self-esteem after a bad Tinder date! ๐๐ These smart little gremlins can track movement so well, they'll even catch your pet plotting their next heist on the snack cupboard. ๐๐ Talk about stonks! ๐๐ฐ This tech serves that โthis is fineโ meme realness, but like, if your house is not on fire, fam. ๐ฅ๐ Rumor has it, one Arlo developer said: โWe made them cheaper because I still owe my mom for my last failed startup.โ ๐ FR FR, they really said โletโs serve the peopleโ while living their best life in the basement of tech dreams! As for the folks who think this will solve all their problems, Iโve got this hot take: in 2025, weโll all just be living in AR glasses, and the cameras will be watching us watch them! Get ready to be eternally tracked. ๐ค๐ฅ
