🚨 OUTRAGE ALERT: Are You Still Using Dial-Up in Arlington?! 🚨 🔥 Listen up, fellow net surfers! CNET just dropped the ultimate list of internet providers in Arlington, and it’s more exciting than a cat meme on a Monday! 🐱💻 If you’re still buffering like it’s 1999, Xfinity is your speed demon! 🚀 For a mere $115 💸 per month, you can cruise at a blistering 2 GIGABITS per second! That’s faster than you can say “Stonks!” 📈 But wait! If your wallet screams, “NO CAP!” 🥴 fear not! Xfinity’s got a low-key plan starting at just $40 for 400 Mbps. That’s like finding a unicorn in a field of horses 🦄. Verizon Fios and T-Mobile also make the cut, but let’s be real: if they were a meme, they'd be the "This is fine" dog ☕🔥 surrounded by slow internet flames. Sorry, guys! 🗣️ Leaked Developer Quote: “I’m not saying our internet will make you a viral TikTok star, but it’s guaranteed to make your grandma proud!” 💅 So buckle up, Arlington! The eternal struggle for reliable internet is about to hit the next level! My hot take? The next big battle will be internet vs. social media, and we’re all just here for the memes! 😤🎉