💥🎧 **BREAKING: AIRPODS PRO 3 – STEVE JOBS' LEGACY OR JUST ANOTHER CRINGE CASH GRAB?** 🤡💸 Listen up, tech fam! 🍏✨ The AirPods Pro 3 are here, and rumor has it that Apple might’ve used the ghost of Steve Jobs as their audio engineer (no cap! 👻🎤). During a top-secret tour of their audio lab, I half-expected to see Jobs chilling with an iPhone and a mic, conjuring up vibes like “Make it sound like money! 💰💰💰” After bouncing around with Apple execs, I picked up that the secret sauce for these new buds is... drum roll, please... *stereo noise cancellation* and *more adaptive EQs than you can shake a stick at*! 🚀🎶 But let’s be real, fam: who needs perfect sound when you can just flex on the ‘gram saying you have the newest gadget? Drake would be proud as he points to some AirPods on his mantle like: “Here’s my audio hierarchy!” 🤩 Meanwhile, leaked sources say: “We just added some glitter, called it an upgrade, and hit the Stonks button.” 💹 🔥 So, here's my prediction: In 5 years, we’ll find out AirPods Pro 3 were just experiments to launch *smart earlobes* that listen to your toxic ex’s voice messages. This is fine. 😂💀 SHARE if you think Apple has officially lost the plot! 👽🙌