🔥🥳 Calling all retro gaming enthusiasts and wallet warriors!👾✨ The Arduboy FX-C is BACK and it’s spicier than your hot Cheetos at 3 AM! Not only does it fit in your *actual* credit card slot (sippin’ on that financial literacy 🤑💳), but now it’s serving MULTIPLAYER chaos over USB! Yes, you heard it right – get ready to fight your friends for the high score like it’s the Hunger Games, but with less archery and more button smashin’! 🎮⚔️ 📦 But wait—before you scream “STONKS! 📈” as you throw your money into the abyss, just know this baby is hitting your wallet for a cool $99. Founder Kevin Bates was like “I didn’t want to charge this much but tariffs got me feelin’ like this is fine” 🐕🔥 But like, $99? Just a lil’ too close to “buy my happiness” territory! 💜 You can flex those purple buttons with limited swag (500 units, PSA: collect ‘em all, or you’re a loser). You want a duo pack? That’ll set you back $178 because, naturally, two is better than one, right? 🤷‍♂️💸 👀 *LEAKED* developer quote: “Honestly? We just wanted to see how much you’d pay for nostalgia.” So, what's next? An Arduboy FX-D (for Dang, that’s a crazy price)? 🤯🚀 🔥 Prediction: In 2024, the Arduboy will be the only way to pay for takeout, and you’ll need a credit check to play! #StayWoke #MemeLord2024 💀✨💰