🚨💰 BREAKING: French AI Wizards Raise $7M to Save the World (Or Just Their Bank Accounts) 💰🚨 So here’s the tea: ArcaScience (sounds like the name of a Pokémon, amirite?) just bagged $7 million in funding. That’s like finding a rare Charizard card in your grandma’s attic! 🔥💳 But hold up, they’re not just flexing for clout; they plan to launch some fancy new tech to battle pediatric brain cancer and skin diseases. 🧠💔 Their “benefit-risk platform” sounds like it could either cure cancer or just tell you to drink more water and stretch. 🤷‍♂️💦 The CEO probably woke up one day, pointed at a pic of the U.S. and U.K. flags, and yelled, "STONKS! We need to be where the money is!" 💸💥 And guess what? They’re hiring a chief medical officer, which basically means they need an adult to tell them when to stop playing with their AI. “Listen up, AI; you can’t just take selfies of patients for a TikTok series, okay?” 🙄🤖 **Leaked Quote from Developer:** “Honestly, if I could AI-generate a cure for boredom, that’d be lit. But I’m just here for the paycheck.” 😂💀 So buckle up, because in 2025, I predict the world will either be cured of diseases, or we’ll all be living in VR fighting AI-nurses while ordering pizza. This is fine. 🔥📉 #AIIsTheNewBlack #BillionDollarBaby 👑🚀