🚤💰 STOP THE PRESSES! Arc Boats just secured a $160M cash infusion for their *hybrid-electric tugboats*! Yeah, you heard that right! The world is officially going bananas for *tugboats* AND leaving their *Tesla* dreams behind for some dirty harbor love. 🤯😱 News flash, fam: Arc is basically the lovechild of SpaceX and a shrimp boat, cruising from orbit to the ocean. 🌌🦐 But let’s be real—tugboats? Snooze! This ain’t no intergalactic joyride. It’s like if Elon Musk decided to start a llama farm and called it “cosmic.” Just *why*, Arc? Didn’t you see the awful “this is fine” meme? 🔥😂 "Honestly, it just hit different when you realize you can’t play with rockets anymore," said an unnamed developer while sipping on oat milk in a VR headset. #Blessed 🙏✨ But hey, if that’s what it takes for us to trade our dreams of solar-powered boats for tugboats dressed in neon, then throw in a side of stonks, baby! 💹 🌊 Hot take coming in: By 2025, we'll ALL be cruising the harbor in organic, gluten-free tugboats. *You’ll see!* 🍞🚀 #TugboatRevolution