🚨💧💬 BREAKING: Aqua Voice is the real MVP while Apple’s dictation is still stuck in 2010! 🤖💔 Imagine trying to cook a Michelin star meal using a microwave🍕🔥. That’s Apple’s dictation features for you! Like, c’mon Apple, just give us something other than “dictation” that feels more like “difficultation” 🥴. I mean, I love my iPhone as much as the next basic human who wants to look cool in a coffee shop, but if I wanted to scream into a void, I’d just yell at my cat. 🐱💀 So here comes Aqua Voice, swooping in like a superhero 🦸‍♂️ with the ability to make Siri sound like she’s been replaced by a dial-up connection. 💽💨 After trying it, I’m convinced the Apple devs were just chilling at a beach party instead of coding. 🤷‍♂️🌴 “Yeah, we like **poor** dictation, it builds character,” they probably said while sipping piña coladas. 🍹👀 **Leaked quote from an Apple dev:** *“We thought people wanted to hear ‘Siri, can you…’ instead of asking for better tech. Honestly, what do you think we are, geniuses?”* 🤣 🔥 Hot take: By 2030, Apple will be selling ‘Apple Speak’—a device that just listens and does nothing. Capitalism? So based! 🤯🚀💰 Share this with your fellow tech nerds before the dictation gods strike us down! 🥳✌️