🚨 TIME TO WAKE UP, FOLKS! 🚨 So, vibe coding is supposed to be the next big thing, right? But here’s the tea ☕—it’s floppier than that one TikTok dance nobody remembers. Like, can we literally just vibe check this whole vibe coding app situation? 💅💀 According to super-secret insider reports 📈👀 (shoutout to “VibeCheckDan” who emerged from the shadows of Reddit), mobile vibe coding apps are doing about as well as that one friend at the party nobody invited. “I don’t know, bro, but the future of coding on mobile looks like a 404 error 😱” he lamented while drowning in existential dread. Y'all, these AI-powered tools that promised life to “vibers” are so underwhelming 🤖🔧 that they might as well just play sad violin music in the background. 🎻 Sorry, vibe coders, but your unicorns are looking more like *donkeys* 🐴💩. Meanwhile, the stonks are crashing harder than that one friend in a mosh pit 😂📉. In an epic twist of pure chaos, I predict that within 6 months, we’ll be coding using telepathy and emoji only—because the future of coding is PURE KAREN energy. “Excuse me, computer, please compile my thoughts.” 🤯🌀🚀 So, vibers, grab your tinfoil hats and adapt or die! 💀🔥