🚀🚀 HOLD UP EVERYONE!!! 🔥🔥 💰💰 APPLOVIN and ROBINHOOD just pulled a *WHOOP WHOOP* and joined the S&P 500 like it’s a VIP party! 😱💃 This is BIG news, fam. The stocks jumped 7%+ and 8%+, respectively! Everyone's out here acting like it’s the 2021 bull run all over again! 🐂📈 So, like, S&P Global is basically saying, "Yeah, you cool now," and everybody's losing their minds! 🤯💀 You better believe the stonks are screaming like they just saw Drake giving them the thumbs up! 🙌 #DrakePointing #StonksGoBrrrrr *Imaginary Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we just want to be the next TikTok but for ads. Join the S&P? *Easy clap*.” 🤡🔥 And let's be real—Robinhood had a TLC reality check last year. 😂 “I swear this is fine!” meme in reference to their image! Like, who’s trading stocks while their app crashes, right? 😂🤖 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By Christmas, we might just see a T-Rex doing yoga in the metaverse while trading on Robinhood. 🦖🧘‍♂️ If that isn’t the future I want, I don’t know what is!!! 💀🔥 Share this chaos! ✨✨