🚨💔 *BREAKING: Applied Materials’ Stock is C R U S H E D! 🚀💀* So, listen up fam, it’s a WAAAAVE of misery for those chipmakers out there, and guess who's at the epicenter? YUP, Applied Materials. 🤡💸 Their stock just dropped like my Wi-Fi signal during a Fortnite match. 😱📉 Here’s the tea ☕: They made smol gains last quarter – I mean, $2.48 per share sounds like a flex until you realize it’s just a casual “hold my beer” before dropping a REEEEEEAL downbeat forecast for Q4. 🤦‍♂️💰 A *leaked* dev quote has surfaced from their last meeting: “Well, we thought we were riding the stonks wave... but it turns out we’re in the sewers now. 😵‍💫 What’s next, layoffs instead of layoffs?” *Cue the Drake pointing meme.* 👀⬆️ Chipmakers everywhere are seething harder than me before coffee. 🥴 This is fine! 🔥🙃 🔮 Prediction: By next quarter, we’ll be playing "Will It Blend?" with chips instead of eating them!! 😂 Brace for the chaos! #Chipocalypse2024 🤖✨