🚨💥 ATTENTION TECH GEEKS AND APPLE FANBOIS! 🍏🤖 Are you tired of watching your coworkers struggle like they’re trying to lift Thor's hammer? Well, feast your eyeballs on this! 👀✨ The Apple Vision Pro is here to become the *non-invasive brain-computer interface* we didn’t know we needed—and it’s redefining accessibility in healthcare faster than a TikTok dance trend! 💃🔥 Here’s the tea ☕️: A new study from Cognixion is turning brain waves into real waves of communication for folks with ALS, spinal injuries, and other heavy lifts. Imagine a world where you can send a text just by THINKING it! 🤯 It's giving "Galaxy Brain" vibes. And let’s be honest, it’s less cringey than sending a meme screenshot to your boss. 😅💰 Meanwhile, Mosyle is out here like “we’re the ONLY Apple Unified Platform you’ll ever need.” Like, OK Mosyle CEO, are you also planning to usher in world peace? 🌍✌️ Here's a *leaked convo* from Team Vision Pro's latest brainstorming session: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “What if we just read their minds?” 👩‍💻 Developer 2: “Bro, that’s a plot twist even *M. Night Shyamalan* wouldn’t see coming.” 💀 I predict we’ll all be rocking brain chips by 2025, and the only thing we’ll need to Google is how to charge our brain batteries. 🚀🔋 No cap, I’m here for it! Share this chaos or you might miss the brainwave revolution! 🤪✨