🚨🎉 BREAKING: Apple’s Vision Pro is officially the “Vision Nope” 🚀💸!!! In a plot twist more shocking than your favorite Netflix show, the fruit company has decided to shove its overpriced VR headset into the tech graveyard, right next to the Apple Pippin and that time they tried to sell a $3000 MacBook made of air. 🍏💀 👀💡 Sooooo, instead of giving us the budget-friendly VR dreams we deserve, Apple’s now hopping on the smart glasses train. (Choo-choo! 🚂) But is it too late?!? This is giving off major “I just dropped my fries in the ketchup” vibes—ain't nobody happy about that! 🍟🤢 💬 In a leaked meeting, an alleged Apple developer was quoted saying “We were hoping the Vision Pro would be a stonks moment, but it turned into a ‘this is fine’ meme real quick.” 😂🔥 Based and cringe—what a combo! Drake pointing at the Vision Pro like, “Nah, fam, not today!” as he dances around the smart glasses trend. 🕺💔 So here’s my hot take: Apple will release a pair of smart glasses that literally make you SEE the price hike coming. Imagine glasses that stream ads directly into your vision!!! 👓💰 Cope and seethe, my friends.📡✨ In conclusion, all we need is for Apple to call it the iSeeYou 💀👀 and charge $999 for a box of overpriced wishful thinking. Who’s in? 🤡👊