🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Apple is now playing 4D chess, citing Supreme Court rulings like it's just another day in the App Store ✨😂💰. So, check this out: in the latest episode of "Why Can't We All Just Get Along?" 📜👀, Apple’s lawyers just threw in a spicy hot take about birthright citizenship to back up their beef with Epic Games. That's right, folks! 🍕 It's a legal showdown where the stakes are higher than your uncle’s debt and twice as cringe! 💀 Imagine Tim Cook busting into court like Drake, pointing and saying "We’re not just selling iPhones, we’re crafting a nation!" 🤯💥 Meanwhile, Epic’s standing there like "This is fine" with their Fortnite dances 😤🕺. Leaked developer quote: “I thought we were arguing over 30% fees, not constitutional law!” - Anonymous Apple Dev, probably sweating bullets 🔥👀. And here’s the wildest prediction: Next, Apple will argue that Siri should have voting rights, and we’ll all be using iVote. No cap, this is the future, and it’s about to be more chaotic than your last Zoom meeting! 🤡🚀 Share this if you can handle the meme madness! 💥✨