💀 Yo fam, gather around while I spill the tea 🍵 on Apple's latest "innovation" that should have been released in 2020! 🔥 They're dropping the **USB-C EarPods** for a scandalous $15.99! 💰 You know, like your grandma’s old cassette players but with a *slight* upgrade. 🤡🚀 Why did Apple make these, you ask? Well, they saw the stonks 📈 of other companies selling basic wired earbuds, and said, “No cap, we can ride this wave too!” 🏄‍♂️ But let's be real, they're just trying to charge you more for what’s essentially a glorified chocolate bar in the tech world 🍫. Leaked developer quotes? You bet: "We put USB-C on it, and now it costs 15 bucks more than those clues you call ‘wired’ – Genius, right?" 🤖🤣 And let's talk about how these babies are just a couple of steps away from becoming *very collectable* memorabilia once you lose those shiny AirPods in the couch cushions—RIP 🛋️💔. Prediction time: By 2025, these will be the **new cryptocurrency**. Forget Bitcoin, bro, it’s gonna be all about collecting rare Apple accessories. I can already see it – “I traded 7 limited edition EarPods for a car!” 😂🚗💥