🚨🍏👋 BREAKING: Apple’s AI magic just got a *little* less magical! 🍏🚨 Our boy Jian Zhang just ghosted Cupertino faster than you can say "stolen from the Android playbook!" 🤡💨 In a plot twist wilder than your average soap opera, this robotics wizard hopped over to the 🥳 Meta Robotics Studio. Like, bro, does Zuckerberg have some kind of secret spell or something!? 🤔🎩✨ But wait! There’s more drama! Three other researchers from Apple’s Foundation Models team said, “peace out” too! 👋💔 Did they all hit up a “Bye Bye Apple” party or is Tim Cook passing around the cringe juice? 🤣🍏💀 Leaked Quote from a “source”: “Honestly, I preferred when I was at a company that wasn't part of a reality TV show.” 😂💀 Drake pointing to Meta, meanwhile Apple is like "This is fine" while their stonks plummet faster than my hopes in 2020. 📉💰 Hot take: In 3 years, Apple will be a robotics company specializing in iRoomba 3000 designs that just collect dust while Meta will be building sentient toaster ovens. 🚀🔥 Get ready to *seethe*, Apple fans; this saga just got spicy! 🌶️👀 #PrayForApple #MetaMadness