🚨🍏🔮**BREAKING: Apple at War with ChatGPT!** 🔮🍏🚨 Y’all, gather ‘round because the “I’m not a chatbot company” 🍎 is transforming into a meme-making machine with its new in-house “Answers” team (aka the future AI overlords) 🤖✨. Mark Gurman dropped the *tea* in his Power On newsletter (bless up! 🙏💰) – and guess what? Apple’s like, "Oops, we changed our minds faster than your grandma’s wifi!" 🙈💥 This vibe shift is giving me intense "Drake vs. The Future" energy 👀💔. First, Apple didn’t want to play with the AI kids, now they’re out here trying to snipe some of that sweet, sweet ChatGPT stonk 💸💥. Meanwhile, the Apple devs are probably on Slack screaming “It's happening!!!” like they just found out their crush liked their post 🚀🤯. Rumor has it, one dev was overheard saying, “We need something that answers questions without sounding like a robot’s *WORST* night out.” 🤡💀 🧠💥🔥 Hot Takes Time: In 3 years, Siri’s gonna be a full-on meme lord, dropping banger One-Liners while we’re all playing chess with actual AI! Fr fr, let’s embrace the chaos! 🤪🍿 So get ready for the *Apple Answers* feature that’s gonna have us questioning everything from life choices to which avocado toast is best 🥑💬. Buckle up, fam! 🍏🔮💥