🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s wallet is about to get a lil’ lighter, and you know what that means, fam! 🤯💸 According to their latest earnings call (yawn, someone pass the chips), tariffs are about to slap Apple with an extra $1.1 billion price tag this quarter. Like, what are they even doing? Making gold-plated iPhones? 💀✨ 🤑 This is the part where Tim Cook looks into the camera like Jim Halpert and says, “We need to pass those costs onto you!” 🥲💔 You really thought your next iPhone was gonna be affordable? 🤡💩 Nah, fam, they’re gonna raise prices higher than my hopes during the last Apple keynote! 📈🚀 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just want to see how far we can push the limits of consumer patience. This is fine...right?” 🔥🔥 And here's the kicker: while you’re out there ready to fork over your lunch money for the latest iPhone, don’t forget to check the stock market—Apple is probably in the “stonks” zone right now. But in a year? It’ll be the iPhone 20: “Now with a price tag that’ll make you consider building your own!” 💰😂 📢 Hot Take: In 2 years, Apple will announce a new payment plan—“Pay for your iPhone for life, no legacy charges!” Welcome to the future of retail, baby! 💥💀 #iPhone20 #TariffTears