🚨📱🍏 BREAKING: Apple is flirting with Android! Yeah, you heard that right! 🤡💔 In a plot twist that has some devs looking like the "Drake Pointing" meme when they see Swift sneaking over to Android like it’s tryna crash your party uninvited, 🍸😱 we’ve got Swift trying to cozy up with **Kotlin**—aka the “cool kid” in Android land. Hold your stonks, fam! 📈🔥 So, here’s the tea ☕: Swift, the coding language that’s basically Apple’s golden child, is like “Hey, can we low-key hang out with Android?” 🤖💔 Meanwhile, Android devs are out here like *this is fine* as they watch Apple trying to borrow sugar from them. 🥴💸 “Bro, don’t even think about it,” says a *totally* real and not-at-all-made-up Apple dev 🦶: “Our Swift is way too pretty for Android! What’s next? iMessage on Windows? 🤨” But wait, it gets wilder! If Appledroid (yeah, I just made that up) happens, we might see Android users flexing with *Swift* like they’re holding the Mona Lisa of apps. 🤯💰 So here’s the hot take 🔥: if this collab works, we might as well just merge into one operating system and call it “AndroAppleOS” 🍏🤖. Buckle up, because that’s gonna be one unholy union no one asked for but everyone will meme about! 💀🚀