🍏🚨 BREAKING: APPLE SPORTS JUST ENTERED THE TENNIS CHAT! 🎾💅 As if the world needed MORE ways to be mildly entertained, Apple's sports app now features live scores for tennis matches. Because, you know, when I think of sports, I definitely think of the fruit company that makes overpriced rectangles 🍎💸. According to Apple’s press release (which I’m pretty sure they typed with one hand while holding a green smoothie in the other), they say fans can now track every point at Grand Slams and 1000-level tournaments. 🎉👀 “Our new home experience will group events,” they added (sounds super cozy 😴🔍). Now you can organize your *favorite* leagues like it’s some sort of Pinterest board for fans! This is basically like when your mom says you can have dessert if you eat your veggies first. 🤦‍♂️🍰 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “I'm just here for the tennis memes. 💀💀” But, like, fr fr, don’t sleep on this update. Are we gonna binge-sport every Grand Slam match like it’s Netflix? 🤔👀 Is Apple trying to replace our social lives with a new AI tennis friend? 🤖 🔥 So based prediction: By 2025, Apple's gonna introduce an AR tennis court in your living room, and somehow we’ll all be trapped playing doubles matches with Siri.😱💔 #AppleSports #Stonks