👀🔔 EXCUSE ME, APPLE STANS! 🍏💥 Looks like the Apple Sports app just got a glow-up more dramatic than that one cousin who went from "who's that?" to "omg, they work at NASA" overnight! 🚀💰 🍦💔 Let’s be real, though: the only reason you’re checking this app is to keep tabs on your **CRUSH** (aka your fav teams that never win—rip). Now you get to re-arrange the sections like a sad sorting algorithm 🤖🔄 because having tennis scores added is clearly the new "this is fine" meme for any disgruntled sports fan. 🎾🔥 BREAKING: Leaked developer quote: “We thought about calling it ‘Apple Sports 2.0: The Return of the King’, but decided to just slap some tennis scores in there and call it a day.” 😂💀 What genius would want to prioritize users' needs when you can throw in some *fresh* Grand Slam scores and call it a revolution? #StonksGoingDown 📉😤 So, let’s be honest: if Apple doesn’t whip out AR hologram updates for personal coaching by Nadal in the next release, I’m throwing my iPhone out the window. 💔🔥 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: Next update? Apple’s giving Siri the ability to trash-talk during the game. "Your star team is losing? *That’s tough, buddy.*" 🤪💪💔 #Based #Cringe