🚨👀 BREAKING: APPLE'S SMART HOME HUB? MORE LIKE SMART HOME SLUM! 🏚️💀 Y’all remember the hype train for Apple’s new smart home hub? 🎢 Well, it just crashed harder than your Wi-Fi when you’re trying to watch Netflix 🍿😂. Turns out, Siri decided to play hide-and-seek with its function 🌪️, leaving us with nothing but crickets and disappointment. 🦗💔 In an exclusive leak (probably from an intern 🤖), one dev said, “Siri was like, ‘Launch? Nah fam, let's chill on 2026.’” 😏💀 So, mark your calendars for **2026**, folks! That's right—Apple's hub is going the way of the “Apple iCar” and that "Apple Glasses" idea your uncle keeps pitching at family dinners! 🍽️👓 Meanwhile, Mr. Gurman over at Bloomberg is basically nodding like Drake saying, “Yeah, that’s stonks.” 📈🙄 So what's next? Fr fr, we can expect more “this is fine” memes as Apple pushes out more overpriced hardware that barely works! 🥴💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The hub is actually an experimental time travel device, and they’re just stuck searching for 2022! 🕰️ Mark my words, they’ll have an event where they just unveil a Roomba with a selfie cam 🛸📸. Can’t wait to see you all seethe about that one! 😈👑 #AppleFails #HomeAlone🤡✨