🚨🎉BREAKING NEWS: APPLE AND GOOGLE ARE TEAMING UP TO REBOOT SIRI! 🚀💥 Listen up, fam! Remember when Siri used to just be that one friend who you can't take anywhere because they keep saying "sorry, I didn't catch that"? 😬 Well, hold onto your airpods because Apple just decided to pull a "hold my drink" and partner with Google for Siri 2.0! 🤯🔥 According to some *totally real* insider sources (definitely not my mom's Facebook), this new Siri is about to go full-on galaxy brain and work like an AI on stonks! 📈💰 Imagine asking Siri to set a mood, and she replies with a playlist of your ex’s worst songs while plotting world domination. That's #flex! 💀😂 But wait, there's more! Just last week, Gemini 3 dropped like it's hot, and I’m feeling this combo could be spicier than the latest TikTok dance challenge! 💃🔥 In the words of fictitious Apple dev Alex: "We just wanted Siri to stop making us look like fools in front of Google Assistant. So we did what we had to do." 🤡👉🤖 So, what’s my unhinged prediction? Siri will soon become *so* powerful that she’ll start asking YOU to schedule your own darn appointments. You heard it here first! 🤔🚨 #SiriSavesTheDay #iOS26.4OrBust