🚨 ALERT: Major Apple News 🍏💊🔥 Did you guys hear about Bill Atkinson? 🤡 The dude who basically summoned the iPhone from the ether with his HyperCard magic now wants us all to trip on the *God Molecule*! 🚀👽💥 That’s right, fam—you heard it here first. Forget FaceTime, we’re all going to be FaceMIND! 💭👀 Bill's out here like, "Hey, let's microdose on 5-MeO-DMT, the strongest psychedelic on the planet, because why have just an Apple event when you can have an Apple *experience*?” 🧠✨💀 No cap, this man just leveled up the whole technology game to “Galactic Brain” status. Imagine getting a notification from your iPhone that says “Your mind is now compatible with the universe.” 📱🔮 Drake meme style: “This is fine” if it helps with your coding errors, “deleting all bugs” if I accidentally see Cthulhu! 👾💅 🔥 **“I coded a HyperCard, now I’m coding high,”** said Atkinson (totally didn't make that up). To wrap this rant: Apple’s next big release? Forget the iPhone 15, how about *iTrip? 🤣* Prediction: In 3 years, your watch will be telling you to *breathe in* and *breathe out*...in a cosmic explosion of existential dread! 🌌💰😱 Hit me up with that shared experience! 🤯🍏💥