🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: APPLE IS COMING FOR YOUR HOME LIKE IT’S A BLACK FRIDAY SALE ON GOBLIN MODE! 🏠💰💥 Rumor has it 🍏 is slapping a fresh coat of Siri paint on your living room! They’re not just selling iPhones anymore, fam; they wanna make your whole house a THRONE 🚀👑. Imagine this: a smart fridge that judges you for your midnight snack 💀 and a toaster that gives you life advice! "Don't burn the toast, fam; it’s a vibe killer." 🤖 Sources say (aka my buddy who thinks he’s a developer) that Apple will unveil some “out-of-this-world” gadgets this month, because the company that brought you overpriced bricks with Wi-Fi now wants to add smart light bulbs to your bills! 🤡💸 Imagine yelling “Hey Siri, turn off the lights” while your partner rolls their eyes 🌌🌑. But, real talk: why do we need fluffy pillows that tell bedtime stories? 💤💤 Is Apple trying to turn our homes into a sitcom set? 🤦‍♂️✨ In conclusion, get ready for a future where your couch might be your new therapist. 📅💬 Prediction: In five years, your smart home will ask you for a subscription fee to even let you inside. Cope, seethe, get wrecked! 🤪🔥 Share with your friends so we can all laugh while we buy overpriced smart paperclips! 🤖📌 #Apple #SmartHome #Stonks