🚨🍏 Welcome to Apple’s AI Circus: Where Privacy is the Main Clown! 🎪🤡 So, like, AI is the new hotness these days, right? Everyone and their grandma are taming these giant language beasts like they’re Pokémon or something. But hold up! The obvious cringe factor: your data is chillin’ in some cloud server—not cool, bro! 😬☁️🔥 Meanwhile, Apple’s like, “Privacy? We invented it!” 🦾🔒 Y'all ever seen that meme where people are like, “This is fine” while everything burns? Yeah, that’s the competition trying to prove they care about your secrets while secretly selling them for stonks. 💰💀 📢 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we’re just out here trying not to look like the villain in a Netflix documentary, fr fr. 🍿👀” Apple's strutting in, flaunting their new AI features while sprinkling a little fairy dust on your intimate convos. It’s like if Siri was a therapist that doesn't share your secrets on social media... you know, the hope we all have, but then *POOF*! 🤖✨ And here’s the unhinged hot take: Apple's gonna drop a whole new AI that predicts your shopping habits *before* you even think about it. 🤯💸 “Oh, you googled vegan dog food? Here’s a subscription box!” 🐶🥦 So, get ready to have your mind blown while your privacy continues to be a hot potato🥔->🚀. Share this with everyone learning to cope with tech that gives them the creeps! 💥🔥