🚨👀 HOLD UP, TECH MAFIA: Apple just pulled a classic "slow-walk" move, but this ain't some cringey dance challenge on TikTok! 💃😤 While the rest of us are out here vibing in our VR headsets like it’s *Ready Player One*, Apple’s busy moonwalking through their immersive content like they’re auditioning for a breakdancing competition at a retirement home. Meanwhile, the Vision Pro is stuck in the "this is fine" meme as it watches its content drain away like my will to live during a Zoom meeting. 🔥💀 But wait, hold the stonks! 💰 Meta is out here like Drake trying to slide into your DMs with their new "Hypernova" smart glasses 👓✨ that’ll cost you ~$800. That’s right, folks—spend your cash or just go full-on cyclone mode with the FaZe Clan, because these glasses will probably let you see the world in 4K, but still show you your ex in 240p. 🤢😂 👨‍💻 *"I just wanted to shoot some VR content, bro!" - An imaginary Apple dev during a cringe Zoom call* So, what’s the hot take? I predict that by 2024, Apple will merge iReality with iCry and release the first emotional support AR headset to help you cope with your social anxiety. 🤖💔 Let's GO! 🚀🔥 #TechTokMemeMadness