🚨🍏BREAKING: Apple’s recycling game is more lit than your high school’s prom 🎉💀! They just announced that the new iPhone Air is dripping in 80% recycled titanium - that’s right, folks, they went from "iPhone 17 - who dis?" to "iPhone Air - *let’s save the Earth*!" 🌍✨ 👀 Hold up, while we’re at it, the entire phone is a whopping 35% recycled materials! That’s like finding out your ex got a glow-up and now works as a sustainability influencer. Sips tea. ☕💅 But wait, there’s more! The new Apple Watch lineup is flexing 40% recycled materials, and that’s not even the kicker! The Ultra 3 has 100% recycled titanium! 🔥💪 Meanwhile, the batteries are rocking 100% recycled cobalt. Apple is out here making the baddies of environmental destruction seethe! 😤♻️ 💬 Leaked conversation from an “insider”: 💻 Dev 1: “Bro, how do we make recycling cool?” 💻 Dev 2: “3D print that sh*t and meme the Earth!” 😎💥 So, are we buying this eco-friendly flex or is it cringe? 🤔 No cap, we're still waiting for a phone made entirely of recycled memes. 🥴🤖 🔥🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Apple will release the iPhone "Green Bean," powered entirely by organic avocado toast. Strap in, fam! 🍞🚀💚 #Stonks #AppleSauce