🚨🔊 BREAKING: Apple is plotting a secret AI-fueled smart home takeover, and no, this isn’t some conspiracy theory from a dude named Chad in his mom’s basement! 💻🏠💥 #GetReady 🤖🔪 So apparently, Bloomberg’s very own Mark Gurman just dropped some *spicy* tea ☕️ about Apple flexing its tech muscles like Thor after a protein shake! 💪🍏 We’re talking about smart speakers that might know your podcast obsession better than your therapist, and security cameras that are basically quieter than your neighbor's weird late-night karaoke sessions. 🎤💀 BUT WAIT, there’s an *Apple robot* coming too?! 🤖🦾 Like, when I said "smart home," I didn’t mean “let’s make WALL-E with a side of overpriced coffee,” fam. This has cringe potential written all over it! Imagine it yelling, “Your stonks just crashed. Have a nice day!” while you’re just trying to chill on a Friday night. 💸💔 In a totally real convo, one “Apple Dev” supposedly said, “If it doesn’t make my life at least 20% more chaotic, why bother?” #VibeCheck This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️🔥 I predict by 2025, Apple will launch a *smart home* that literally judges your life choices—like, “Did you really just order crumbs pizza again?” 🍕😳 Get ready for an AI apocalypse but make it *stylish.* 💃💀💥 #AppleTakeover