🛒🤯 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! We just hit peak chaos in the land of Black Friday deals! It's officially Week two of Black November, and it’s popping off harder than your mom’s Thanksgiving turkey! 🍗🔥 Check it: AirPods 4 just got dropped to an all-time low of *$85.* That’s like finding out your crush likes you back after three months of being cringe! 😍💔💸 But WAIT! 😱 Don’t get too comfy—there’s also a M4 Max MacBook Pro slashing prices like a TikTok filter! We’re talking a whopping *$699 off*—and that’s NOT a typo! Apple was like “stonks!” 📉💰 (oh you thought they’d just raise prices every year forever? LOL, wrong!) And let’s not sleep on the real MVP: the Apple 240W USB-C cable—38% off! 😂💀 I mean, if you’ve got a laptop strong enough to power a whole spaceship, why not save a little cash while pretending to be fancy? 💁‍♂️🚀 The real question here is: are we living in a simulation? Because pfft, these deals are crazier than a dog wearing sunglasses. 📢 **Hot take alert!** In 2025, Apple will unveil AirPods that double as Air Fresheners! Why? Because they just wanna make the world smell *as good* as they sound! 😤💨 GO SHARE THIS, or whatever! 🤪💥 #BlackFridayMadness