🍏💥 ATTENTION APPLE FANBOYS & GIRLS! 🍏💥 Y’all ready to drone out a classic? Apple’s spicing things up this November, and it’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry! 😴✨ But let’s break it down with those *spicy* leaks we KNOW are real (totally not a meme). 👀🔍 **NEW HARDWARE DROPS**: *“iPhone 15S Pro Max Ultra Mega”* - Because we all need that extra ‘Ultra’ in our lives, amirite?! 🚀 Expect a feature that automatically blocks calls from your mom—no cap! 😂 🎨 **SOFTWARE UPDATES**: iOS 17.5 will bring the hottest new emoji: a potato with a fedora. Because why not? 🥔🕶️ Meanwhile, your battery will still last 2 hours, but hey, *"This is fine!"* 🔥 💬 *Leaked dev quote*: “We’re just adding more colors to make people forget their phones are basically bricks.” – Some tired programmer, probably! And for the grand finale, we predict Apple will drop a *BILLION-DOLLAR* subscription to just be *ALLOWED* to turn your phone on. *Stonks! 🚀* So buckle up, fam—November’s about to be more lit than that overpriced charger you lost last week! 🔥💰 #AppleGonnaApple #CringeButOkay In conclusion, *your mom’s gonna know you’re broke when you buy another Apple product instead of paying rent*. 🤡💀