🚨🍏💀 Hold up fam, Apple is BACK with more manipulative tactics than your average "I Promise This Is My Last Chance" boyfriend! 😱💔 This year's Back to School promo is basically a jackpot of AirPods and accessories — with the purchase of a shiny new Mac or iPad! 🎉💰 They dropped a video where Apple tells students how to *convince* their parents to cash out for that sweet, overpriced shiny logo. Gotta love it! 😏💸 It’s like, "Hey kids, here’s a tutorial on how to turn your parents into walking ATMs!" 💳🤡 In the leaked conversation, an Apple dev was like, “Honestly, I just tell my kids that PCs are haunted by the ghosts of bad WiFi connections. Works every time.” 👻🖥️ And honestly? **Based.** 🤷‍♂️ But real talk: if you need to convince your parents about spending $1,500 on a MacBook just to watch Netflix like a *normal* human, maybe it's time to rethink your life choices. 😅🚀 🔥 Hot Take 🔥: By 2025, parents will be handing out MacBooks as *school supplies* right along with sharpened pencils and existential dread! 🤯💥 #CrisisInTheClassroom #AppleWantsYourSoul #Stonks 💪💼 🍎