🎉🍏🚀 *BREAKING NEWS!* The new M5 Apple Vision Pro has dropped!!! And guess what? It’s bringing the *Logitech Muse spatial stylus* with it! Yeah, you heard that right -- Apple's getting jiggy with spatial tech like your aunt getting jiggy on the dance floor at a wedding! 💃🕺 But wait, before you flex on your friends with your new stylus, here’s the tea ☕: this bad boy is basically a glorified pointing stick! 🤡 Sure, it’s spatial, which means it can do all the things you never knew you needed (and a few things you don’t 🥲). But also, it can’t draw a straight line to save its life – it’s more like "oops, I did it again" Britney Spears level of chaos. 😳🔥 *Leaked Dev Quote:* “We thought about calling it the Logitech Sassy Stick, but decided to give it a name that sounds like a fancy coffee order instead.” ☕💀 So what’s next? *Galaxy Brain Prediction*: In 2025, Apple will release an update that allows you to control your fridge with the Muse while scrolling through TikTok. 🧊📱🍿 But for now, just enjoy your $500 fancy pen that still can’t beat the classic crayon! #Stonks? More like stonks...🚫 Share this if you're ready to roast the future! 🍕🔥