🚨 🍏📺 Hold onto your MacBooks, folks! Apple just dropped a new series called "Pluribus," and it's serving more mystery than a dark web package delivery! 🎭💌💥 So, in classic Apple fashion, we got Carol (Rhea Seehorn) tossed into some sci-fi soup, and she’s out here wondering, "What the *fudge* is happening?" 😳🥴 Like, same girl. All I want to know is if my AirPods can decode this plot or if they’ll just tell me I’m *still* listening to lo-fi beats while I fumble around 😩🎧. They say mystery makes a show, but let’s be real—it's also a desperate move to keep you watching. 🙃 *Vince Gilligan*: "It's like unboxing an iPhone and realizing they forgot the charger… but, like, with plot twists!" 🤖🔌💀 This is Apple throwing the biggest wrench in the gears since their last overpriced accessory.💵🌪️ Everyone’s still out here trying to decide if it’s genius or just a continuation of THAT cringey “Look, a new color for the iPhone!” era. 🤡🔄 Word on the street is that if you blink, you might miss a plot twist more confusing than a Zoom call with 28 people. 👀🤯 So gear up for a ride on this galactic rollercoaster—where the only thing more perplexing than the storyline is your decision to pick up that $5,000 Mac Pro. 🔥🏆 HOT TAKE: Mark my words, Pluribus is so mysterious that it’ll end with EVERYONE being the fake backstory of a laptop! 🤖💻✨ Who’s ready to cope with reality? Because I’m seething already! 💥💥💥 #AppleDrama #PluribusMystery