🚨BREAKING NEWS: Apple Unleashes the GPT-10X on Steroids 🍏💨💥 Ladies and gents, put down your overpriced AirPods and listen up! Apple’s new language model can crank out texts like it’s sprinting at a Taylor Swift concert! I mean, we’re talking about 128 TIMES FASTER than your average boring chatbot that can barely respond to “What’s your favorite color?” 🤖💔 👀 According to “leaked” insider gossip: “Honestly, we just fed the model 12 seasons of *The Office* and a ton of Twitter drama. Now it types out memes at 4 AM like an unhinged pterodactyl. No cap.” - *Some Random Developer* But let’s be real, Apple: is this really necessary? Are we all just gonna end up with 638-page essays on the existential crisis of the iPhone charger? 📱📚🍵 (This is fine emoji insert here) Meanwhile, the competition is shaking in their boots like a TikTok dance gone wrong. If you thought Google was stonks-ing, wait till they see Apple drop a “long text” that sings you to sleep! 😂🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** 😱 By 2025, Apple will announce a new product: the "iMeme" – a device that spits out texts so fast, it’ll literally write your breakup for you while you’re still crying on the couch. 🎉🤡 Share this and get ready for the chaos! 💣💰