🚨📱 BREAKING: Apple’s new iPad Pro is bringing you a double dose of front-facing cameras for MAJOR selfie game upgrades! 🙌💁‍♂️💁‍♀️💔 Forget that single cam holding you back - we’re talking TWO eyes looking back at you! 🙈👀 So you can finally unlock your device in LANDSCAPE or PORTRAIT, because guess what? Someone out there is still using the iPad like a giant phone 🤦‍♂️📱. Thank you, Apple, for enabling the “I’m too lazy to turn my device” lifestyle! According to Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman (is he the guy with the wizard cloak? 🤔), Apple is basically solving that age-old conundrum of “which way should I hold this monster?”. Like, **2 front cameras?!** That’s some galaxy brain stuff right there. 🚀🧠💡 Future selfie-takers, rejoice! And don’t even get me started on the M5 chip. You’re gonna feel that **power** while you flex your duck face! 😂💪 Developer Quote™: “Two cameras? We just wanted to distract you from the fact that we still can’t get rid of the notch. Cope harder, peasants!” 💀🔥 🔥 Hot take: Apple will soon drop a “Selfie-Only” iPad Pro edition for influencers only—stonks will GO TO THE MOON! 🚀💰 Avoid? This is fine.