🍏👀 Time to bend the rules with Apple’s NEW Foldable iPhone! Foldable like your will to resist spending money on useless tech! 💸🤣 According to the hottest gossip from Nikkei (not to be confused with the sophisticated Nikkei 225 index, which is doing WAY better), Apple’s packing their supply chain like it’s Thanksgiving dinner, aiming for a CRINGE-tastic 95 million iPhone 18s in 2026! 💀🦃 Now, let's talk about this folding madness 🤖. Apple thinks people are gonna go wild for this futuristic contraption, y'know, like "Ooooh, shiny!" ✨ But don’t sleep on the slab versions either! The plan here is a sweet halo effect—while you’re eyeing that foldable like a doge meme, you’ll end up buying a slab ‘cause… why not? 😅 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We really think consumers LOVE giving us money for things they don’t need... but hey, at least it folds!" 🤡 Meanwhile, Apple fans are out here living their best life like Drake pointing at a picture of a new foldable—while secretly crying in the “Apple is overpriced” corner. 🥲🔥 **Hot take:** In 2028, they’re gonna release a foldable iPhone that can fold into the size of a coin. You will carry it in your pocket and liquids will no longer exist! 🌌💰🌊 Share this if you believe the foldable future is BRIGHTER than your last phone bill! 📲✨🔥