🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS TIME 🍏🚨: Apple just dropped a new fee structure that’s more complicated than your ex’s relationship status! 🥴💰 So like, the EU was like “Yo, Apple, your App Store fees are sus!” and now Apple’s out here trying to juggle fees like a clown juggling chainsaws. 🔪🤡 I mean, c’mon! You got your *initial acquisition fee*, *store services fee*, AND a *Core Technology Fee* if you’re poppin' off like a billion-dollar app? (No cap, feels like a meme-worthy scam.) 🤯🔥 💬 Leaked Developer Quote #1: “Bro, I just wanted to sell stickers, not be put in App Store jail!” 🤬 And if you're one of those underachievers with a measly million installs, don’t worry fam! The Core Technology Commission (CTC) is here to save your behind, but you take a hit of 5% instead of the CTF. “This is FINE” – said no developer ever. 🤷‍♂️💔 🚀 Now here’s the spicy prediction: Soon, just to run a basic app, you’ll need a PhD in Fee Structures. Next thing you know, there’ll be a NEW app, “Apple Fee Tracker” to help devs keep their sanity! 🤪💸 What’s next? Paying taxes in AppleCoins as a subscription model? Get ready to meme on this, folks! Share it like you just found out Apple’s stealing your lunch money! 😂💀 #AppleTakesAll #DeveloperWoes