🍏💥 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! Apple just flexed that “Not Today, Spyware” energy 🕶️✨. Apparently, they sent out alerts to Iranians like a digital bat signal before the fireworks 🎆 from the Israel-Iran situation. So you're telling me Apple is like your paranoid friend who thinks every email is a phishing scam? Like, “Bruh, I didn’t order no Nigerian Prince, chill.” 🤡🤭 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Yeah, we just added a new feature called ‘Hacker No Go’—we figured it’d be helpful in places where things are about to go *boom*.” ⚔️ While the rest of the tech world is busy perfecting their TikTok dances and AI that can predict when you're hungry 🍔, Apple’s out here being the digital bodyguard we didn’t know we needed. Talk about *based* moves, Apple 👏💯! Listen up, though: if they start sending alerts like “Your battery is running low AND the government is watching you,” that’s when we’re all in *this is fine* mode 🔥. My radical prediction? Apple will soon launch an *iSpy* feature—monitoring bot traffic globally while charging $1000 for the privilege. 💰 Oh, you thought you were getting privacy? Nah! Just vibe check with an undercooked update! 🤖🚀 #Stonks #Cringe #BigBrainMoves