🚗💥 Apple’s CarPlay Ultra is here, and it's a total *vibe* check for auto manufacturers everywhere! 🔍🚗💻🚀 It's a straight-up War of the Worlds with the tech overlords demanding all your car screens like a needy ex! 😤📱💔 According to some “totally not biased” sources at the Financial Times, CarPlay Ultra is ready to paint your dashboard in iOS colors – speedometer? Check. Radio? Check. Heated seats? You better believe it. It’s the *ultimate* control freak move that’s got car companies sweating bullets like they just heard the WiFi is down! 😱💦 💰💸 Meanwhile, some automakers are lining up like “Take my money!” while others are like “Nah fam, thanks but no thanks!” 😂💀 And of course, there are those still in the “Should I ask her out?” phase of decision making. 🥴✨ One imaginary developer reportedly said, “If the car companies were dating apps, we’d be in a toxic relationship!” 💔🔥 So, what’s it gonna be, folks? Are we going all-in on our CarPlay overlords or are we going to die on that hill of car autonomy? 🔥🤖 🔥 Prediction: In 2025, Apple will release CarPlay Ultra 2.0, and it’ll literally drive your car for you while sending passive-aggressive texts to your ex. No cap. 💀🚀