🌟 BREAKING: 🍏 Apple’s new “Answers” team is like ChatGPT's little cousin who still sleeps with a nightlight! 😂💀 So apparently, Apple’s been snoozing harder than your grandma at Thanksgiving while the rest of the tech world is off partying with AI like it’s 1999. 🥳🚀 Google’s flexing on the AI search game, and Apple? Well, they took a detour at the “Let’s take forever” sign. 🤔💤 Meet the AKI Squad (that’s “Answers, Knowledge, and Information”—because “Boring” wasn’t catchy enough). They’re led by Robby Walker, who’s like, “We’re gonna bring AI to the iPhone... maybe next quarter?” 😂📅 Leaked convo overheard in the Apple HQ cafeteria: 🍏 "Hey, how do we make Siri smarter?" 👨‍💻 "Let’s hire a team for that." 🍏 "Can we slap a ‘Pro’ on it?" 👨‍💻 "Bet. Stonks!" 📈💸 So basically, Apple is getting ready to build a ChatGPT wannabe that’s gonna make you question life choices. This is fine. 🔥🔥 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Apple will launch an AI that’s just Siri on a caffeine high with a side of "Why are we even doing this?" 🤖💀 #AppleAKI #TechChaos #MemeYourWayToTheFuture