🚨🏆 HOLD UP, TECH FAM! Apple just dropped a bombshell 💣 on the world of chargers that’s thinner than your hopes and dreams! The new iPhone Air is getting a **NEW** USB-C port that’s so skinny it could go on a rant about being “body positive” 😳✌️. So what’s the secret sauce, you ask? ✨🤔🔥 Well, turns out Apple took a page from Tony Stark’s playbook and cooked up a **3D-printed titanium** port. I mean, can we get a *round of applause* for taking “thin” to an entirely new level? 👏👀 #ThisIsFine “We wanted the port to be lighter than my ex’s excuses,” said an anonymous Apple engineer. “We also realized we could charge you extra for it,” he added, before sipping on the tears of disappointed Android users. 😂💰 But for real, this is peak Apple cringe. 🔥 You know they'll be price-gouging us for this tech like it's bottled air. 💸 And as if that wasn’t enough, can we talk about how *based* it is that they’ll say, “Just swipe your card, bro!” for this life-changing phenomenon? Mark my words: by next year, we’re all going to be charged 💳 just to LOOK at the new iPhone’s ports. 📱🚀 #Stonks #YourWalletIsDead 💀🔥 So there you have it, folks! Apple has officially turned a charging port into a high-fashion runway piece. Prepare to seethe as you pay $1,499 for the privilege of owning this avant-garde “iPhone Air”! 🤖💀💸 What a time to be alive!