🍏🚨 BREAKING: Apple’s SECRET ChatGPT-MAKING MACHINE LEAKED 🚨🍏 Yo, what if I told you that Apple’s cooking up a *super-secret* ChatGPT clone and just let it chill behind their walled garden like a Kardashian with WiFi? 😱💅 No cap, it’s called Veritas and it’s basically Siri’s hype-man, testing out future upgrades while WE are still struggling to get Siri to understand "Play despacito" 🤦‍♂️💀. 👀 So, Mark Gurman from Bloomberg just dropped the tea, saying Apple’s trying to give Siri a glow-up like she's about to hit the Met Gala. But wait, IT’S ONLY FOR EMPLOYEES! Like, sorry fam, but you can't use your iPhone to ChatGPT your way through that existential crisis! 📱💔 What’s next? Are they gonna make us sign an NDA to ask Siri for the weather? 😂 ⚠️ Dev Quote Leak: “Honestly, we just wanted to test if Siri can actually understand what people are saying after 10 PM. Spoiler: It can’t.” - 🧑‍💻Anonymous Apple Dev So here’s the hot take: Apple’s gonna make *the* most fire Siri features that you’ll NEVER SEE. ‘Cause why let us use cool tech when they can just put it on display like a Picasso? 🎨🔥 Call it art, call it cringe, but with Siri keeping all the good stuff a secret, I can’t wait for the stonks to dive faster than your WiFi during a family Zoom! 💸📉 In conclusion: Apple is GOATed for holding onto their treasure like Gollum with the Ring. Just wait till they sell the "Siri Premium" for $999.99! 😭💰🚀 #ThisIsFine