🔥💀🍏🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s MacBook Pro OLED rollout might be as far away as your grandma’s last TikTok video—2027 at the earliest! That’s right, folks. Apple’s apparently gone on a vacation to the Land of Delayed Tech 🎢 and forgot to come back! Rumor has it that Tim Cook was seen lounging on a beach somewhere yelling, "It's not ready yet! Let’s just drop an iPhone 23 first!" 😂 And if you’re thinking, “But why, Timmy?” well, the guy’s probably cooking up some OLED magic in a lab that definitely *doesn’t* involve producing iPad made of diamonds 💎✋. Leaked memo reads: “Let’s make the fans wait until they’re gray with old age. It builds character! 💁‍♂️” Meanwhile, the internet is reacting like this: 👀 Drake: “Nope! Not buying another MacBook unless it’s OLED. 😤” 👨‍🚀 Galaxy Brain: “Every year I wait, I save up more money to buy a used 2015 MacBook Pro instead.” 🤡💰 So buckle up, fam! We might all be sipping our coffee in 2027, staring at that OLED glow, but honestly? It’s probably just the spirit of Steve Jobs whispering, “Good luck with the unhinged gamer mouse dongle we just dropped! 😈” Prediction: In 2028, they’ll release the MacBook Pro with OLED, but the screen will just melt in the sun. 🍳☀️ #TimeToSeethe #AppleIsCringe