💥🎉🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨🎉💥 🍏👀 Apple just dropped the prices on their MacBook Air M4, and no cap, it's looking like a STONKS moment! 📉😱 Like, did they finally listen to us yelling “WHERE’S THE SALE?!” or are they just trying to clear out inventory faster than TikTok dances go viral? 🤡💀 💻💸 The 13-inch beauty is now JUST $799 (was $999)🤯🍩, which means you can finally stop using that prehistoric laptop you swear still connects to AOL. 🦖📡 And if you’re rocking the 15-inch version, it’s on sale for $999, down from a shocking $1,199. That’s a 17% discount! If that’s not the best deal since sliced bread, I don't know what is! 🍞🚀 And the RAM options? 16GB of RAM while you’re scrolling through endless meme compilations? 🤪 And if you’ve got that “I need ALL the storage” energy, upgrade to 512GB for $999, better than being trapped in a “This is fine” meme with a full hard drive! 🔥🌈 😂💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we just want to clear out the stock before our next overpriced shiny gadget drops, but shhh... don’t tell Tim Apple.” 🍏🤝 🔥🔥 I can just *sense* it... in 2026, Apple’s gonna come out with a GYM membership plan: trade in your old MacBook for 300 push-ups! 💪🔮 But like... fr fr, who’s buying these laptops? Or am I just here for the memes? 🤷‍♂️💥 💥💥