🎉💻 Get ready to RAGE at Apple’s latest bait & switch, fam! The Mac mini M4 is $100 OFF JUST IN TIME for Black Friday! 🤯 But hold onto your overpriced avocado toast because this is not your standard “Clickbait McClickface” deal! 💰✨ You can snag this M4 powerhouse (which is basically a tiny tech wizard 🧙‍♂️) for just $499 - aka that moment when you realize you can flex on your friends without mortgaging your house. Mortality who? 😎💀 But WAIT, there’s more!!! 🚨 The Mac mini comes with an impressive **16GB of RAM** — finally, no more crying over “low memory space” when trying to run 50 tabs of TikTok (we know you do it!!). And guess what? The front USB-C and headphone ports are a first; this is basically the iPhone of desktop computers. Talk about GLOW UP! 💥👏 Let’s be real, though. If $690 is too rich for your diet of ramen noodles 🍜, then you might want to think twice. 🤔💸 AppleCare for three years is up for grabs, so you can be “covered” when you inevitably drop this sleek beast and start to weep in the Apple Store. **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just did this to distract from the whole Apple *gate*.” 😂 Hot Take: One day, Apple will make their products so small that we’ll be paying $$$ for iMicrochips, and all of us will be *this is fine* while we plug them into our foreheads! 😂🚀🔥 Get those wallets ready because stonks are about to go TO THE MOON! 🌙💥 #AppleGonnaApple