🚨👀 Hold UP, Apple fans! Better grab your popcorn because the next episode of “As the iGlass Turns” is about to drop! 🍿👓💥 Rumor has it—AND I DO MEAN RUMOR—our fruit-loving overlords are cooking up SEVEN head-mounted devices. You heard me right, SEVEN! That’s like if the entire cast of a sitcom decided to wear VR headsets for the season finale. 📺🔥 According to apple whisperer 🕵️‍♂️ Ming-Chi Kuo (who legit has a crystal ball for all things Apple), they think head-mounted tech is the NEXT BIG THING™! 😲🚀 I can just see Tim Cook in a boardroom, waving his arms like a mad conductor, saying, “Listen up, we’re making glasses so cool even your favorite influencers will forget their diseases! 💸🤖” But like, can we talk about how Apple keeps teasing us? This is hitting harder than a Drake vs. Pusha T feud. One minute it’s the Vision Pro chillin' in the background like “this is fine” while they aim for a tech galaxy brain overlay. 🤯 Leaked developer convo 🍎💻: 🐦 Developer 1: “What are we calling this new device?” 🐦 Developer 2: “How about the ‘Vision Mega-Alpha-Super-Soldier-23’?!” 🐦 Developer 1: “Stonks.” 🤑🔥 So here’s my unhinged take: We’re getting smart glasses **AND** a holographic Tim Cook to sell them to us in the next 12 months. 😱💰 Will we be able to see our bank accounts evaporate in real time? Stay tuned, fam! 🤪💀 #AppleConspiracy