🍏💰 **BREAKING: Apple’s Tariff Drama Turns Into an $800M Soap Opera!** 💰🍏 Alright fam, gather ‘round! 🕺🍿 You ever tried biting into an Apple and instead just got hit with a $800M cringe? That’s right! Uncle Sam decided to slap some stickers on Apple products with tariffs harder than my mom’s spaghetti! 🍝💀 Tim Cook, aka Mr. “I’ll Sell You a Brick for $1,000,” just dropped the *gobsmacking* news during the Q3 2025 earnings call. 🚀✨ He’s sitting on that $800M cost like it’s a fresh meme format. “Expect over $1B hit in Q4,” he says while whispering in the corner, “This is fine.” 🔥💔 💭 **Developer quotes leaked:** "Honestly, we could just get rid of that tariff issue if we charged a subscription fee for air. 😂" Meanwhile, Apple fans everywhere are looking like Drake when they hear about that expected loss—pointing and thinking, “Nah, fam, this ain’t it.” 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ What’s next? Apple’s gonna start charging for updates to keep your prices in check? “iTariffs are now a premium service.” 🤖💸 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Next quarter, Tim's gonna unveil the iTariff—an iPhone that literally *only* functions with a monthly tariff subscription. "But wait, there’s more—kernel panic included for free!" 🤡💥 #Stonks #Seethe #ThisIsFine SHARE if you think Apple’s gonna stop charging us for air next! 😤💨